About Me

A stalwart officer in Her Majesties Inspectorate of Tea and Biscuits, Jacob can usually be found pursuing his ongoing war with inanimate objects. His duties include checking bridges for recent troll activity, recreational boomerang practice and the continuing development of industrialised idleness. He can be readily identified by his slightly condescending manner, in which he introduces himself in the third person.

He’s currently wanted in Monte Carlo for unspecified crimes. Interpol have released the following picture.

Yours Truly

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